Secrets to Escaping the Grocery Store Before Your Ramen Noodles Expire

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Friends, with all the serious problems we face in the world today I feel it’s appropriate take a short break from writing nonsensical movie reviews in order to discuss a subject of much greater import: grocery shopping. Other than the super wealthy who can afford personal shoppers we all have ...
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The Future is Bright in Book of Henry - I'll be in my Trailer

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I’ll Be In My Trailer is an ongoing series where I review a film before it is released, based entirely on the trailer. Most movies that take place in the far distant future depict a world that looks very different from our own. Sometimes it’s a post apocalyptic hellscape like Mad Max, ...
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Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Sails on Deep Philosophical Waters - I'll be in my Trailer

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I’ll Be In My Trailer is an ongoing series where I review a film before it is released, based entirely on the trailer. When Disney started promoting Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl back in 2003 many people thought it was idiotic to base a film on a theme park ride. They ...
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Comic Book Noob

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I'm a creative writer who happens to find myself working in the comic book medium. I like comic books, but I can't claim the same life long devotion of my fellow creators. I’m also a firm believer that one must believe in their own product, or it will never sell. With that in mind, I have set out ...
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Let’s all joke about rape

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Ever since the Subway guy was arrested for child porn, I've seen a plethora of jokes about "foot longs" in prison. I know they're only jokes, and I admit I do find them amusing. But if you think about it, this is a rather sad statement about our prison system, and our society. First, the flippant ...
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