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My name is Edward. I write things. Sometimes they are funny.

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The Adventures of Cliven Hobo


I began this little experiment as a series on Medium. Then I discovered that Medium seems to think ...
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The Lord's Prayer, Updated to Reflect American Values

free market prayer

Bow down and worship the infallible, all-knowing, invisible hand of the free market! Our Market, ...
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