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My name is Edward. I write things. Sometimes they are funny.

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I Thought the Nightmare Was Over but Then Someone Said Happy Holidays

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Now that Christmas 2017 is over, I feel like I can come to grips with what happened to me this year ...
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Tis I, the Malevolent Force Behind the Destruction of Your Childhood

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Hello there “real” Star Wars fan. Tis I, the malevolent Force behind the destruction of your ...
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