In April 2016 a weasel chewed into one of the electrical transformers of the Large Hadron Collider, causing a short circuit and shutting the machine down.
What the Fake News won't tell you is that the weasel incident caused a rift throughout the multiverse. The walls that separated each reality haven't been right ever since.
Some people say this is when we entered what they call the Darkest Timeline.
I call it the Weasel Timeline.
In the Weasel Timeline, an alarming number of people seem to be divorced from reality. While it can be frustrating to encounter these people, try to remember that it's not their fault. They just belong to a different universe.