I got a star on my car and one on my chest,
A gun on my hip and the right to arrest
I'm the guy who's the boss on this highway
So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way
Scofflaws. Criminals. Lawbreakers.
Call them what you want; I call them scum.
After discussing the situation with his captain the first mate returned to the deck to inform me of my fate.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “but we’re going to have to toss you back in.”
“We can’t allow anyone to stay on this ship who doesn’t deserve to be here.”
At last the REAL story of the Cassini spacecraft can be told. Read the letters NASA doesn't want you to see!
My Dearest Geneviève:
I hope this missive finds you well. As far as my travels have taken me, you remain ever in my thoughts.
Huygens and I celebrated the new year with the majestic ...
An ode to modern political discourse, with apologies to Deep Blue Something.
You say Trump is making hatred common
He's such a racist, I mean come on
And the country's falling apart
You'll say Trump has been a disaster
His administration has failed faster
than any other before
And I said, ...
Dear Customer Service,
Early last month I purchased your DIY Armageddon kit from Amazon. For a product that cost over one hundred dollars I expected much better results. The product description claimed it would bring about a thousand years of darkness beginning the morning of August 21st, 2017. ...
I began this little experiment as a series on Medium. Then I discovered that Medium seems to think that only mobile users would want to read a series and anyone who prefers a desktop browser is just a troglodyte who doesn't read anyway. Since I don't think you're a troglodyte, I'm posting this here ...