Tis I, the Malevolent Force Behind the Destruction of Your Childhood

Don’t think I haven’t seen your angry reaction to The Last Jedi.

5 Mind-Blowing Spoilers For The Last Jedi

Luke Skywalker was eaten alive by a rabid mob of porgs.

Why These People Hate Stephen King's Clown Movie - I'll be in my Trailer

We’ve all heard about the complaints from actual clowns regarding this movie. Yet there is an even smaller minority that has suffered to a much greater degree since promotion began for this film.

The Future is Bright in Book of Henry - I'll be in my Trailer

Clearly this only makes sense in some utopian future where labor laws have undergone drastic changes.

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Sails on Deep Philosophical Waters - I'll be in my Trailer

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - pointless popcorn movie, or deep philosophical allegory?