Movies

Don’t think I haven’t seen your angry reaction to The Last Jedi.

Luke Skywalker was eaten alive by a rabid mob of porgs.

We’ve all heard about the complaints from actual clowns regarding this movie. Yet there is an even smaller minority that has suffered to a much greater degree since promotion began for this film.

Clearly this only makes sense in some utopian future where labor laws have undergone drastic changes.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - pointless popcorn movie, or deep philosophical allegory?