Guy Fawkes, What Have you Done to me?

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I was minding my own business When this woman made this Remark about toxic masculinity. I am not a special snowflake I take critique with no bellyache But found her words toxic with salinity. So I did what all good men must And fussed it was unjust To paint me with the brush of misogyny. It’s ...
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Friday Free Verse: Vulgarity

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Meet me in the kingdom of absurdity where we can laugh at the facts as they splatter against the walls of our mania. We will bathe in the entrails of reason as it is eviscerated by the golems of our fear. Meet me at the altar of outrage where we can smash the babies of our enemies upon the ...
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What About Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

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An ode to modern political discourse, with apologies to Deep Blue Something. You say Trump is making hatred common He's such a racist, I mean come on And the country's falling apart You'll say Trump has been a disaster His administration has failed faster than any other before And I said, ...
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The Lord's Prayer, Updated to Reflect American Values

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Bow down and worship the infallible, all-knowing, invisible hand of the free market! Our Market, who art in Freedom™, Hallowed be thy brand. Thy profits come. Thy loans be done on Main Street as it is in Wall Street. Give us this day our daily interest, and forgive us our debt, as we ...
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