Nestled deep in the rural South, the small fishing village of Dumblebumb, Alabama is home to one of the most unique cultural enclaves in America. A long time ago refugees from a horrific civil war in a galaxy far, far away were rounded up and held in Dumblebumb at an internment camp. The camp whose ...
Alarm: It’s time to get up.
Me: I need 5 more minutes.
Alarm: Ok, I’ll remind you again in 5 minutes.
Alarm (5 minutes later): You should really get up now.
Me: That was never 5 minutes just now.
Alarm: Time is the entire purpose of my existence; I think I know what fucking time ...