In honor of America’s favorite unsanctioned holiday, I figured I’d do a little free writing today.
Disclaimer: No cannabis was harmed in the making of this blog post.
I stopped by the Circle K this morning to pick up my morning breakfast of carbonated high-fructose corn syrup and caffeine. ...
Ever wonder what separates a real corporation from some schlub with a small business and a cheap lawyer? The answer is a mission statement. Nothing gives the impression of corporate power and prestige like a well-worded mission statement. But before you go grab a fresh Crayola and start spilling words ...
Now that Christmas 2017 is over, I feel like I can come to grips with what happened to me this year and tell my story.
I went to my apartment’s leasing office a few days before Christmas to pick up a package from Amazon. Everything seemed normal. The office was festive enough, appropriately decorated ...
Hello there “real” Star Wars fan.
Tis I, the malevolent Force behind the destruction of your childhood. You can call me Bob for short.
Don’t think I haven’t seen your angry reaction to The Last Jedi. I’ve seen your online petitions. I’ve read your angry rants. I’ve watched your ...
I don’t know what I expected out of The Last Jedi but it wasn’t this. Here are the top 10 things that blew my mind about the latest Star Wars movie, which I have not yet seen.
If you think the Ewoks forgot all about the deaths on Endor at the end of Return of the Jedi, you’re mistaken. ...
After discussing the situation with his captain the first mate returned to the deck to inform me of my fate.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “but we’re going to have to toss you back in.”
“We can’t allow anyone to stay on this ship who doesn’t deserve to be here.”