The Weasel Timeline

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In April 2016 a weasel chewed into one of the electrical transformers of the Large Hadron Collider, causing a short circuit and shutting the machine down. What the Fake News won't tell you is that the weasel incident caused a rift throughout the multiverse. The walls that separated each reality ...
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Lost Letters From Cassini

Cassini Entering atmosphere

At last the REAL story of the Cassini spacecraft can be told. Read the letters NASA doesn't want you to see! My Dearest Geneviève: I hope this missive finds you well. As far as my travels have taken me, you remain ever in my thoughts. Huygens and I celebrated the new year with the majestic ...
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