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Why These People Hate Stephen King's Clown Movie - I'll be in my Trailer

We’ve all heard about the complaints from actual clowns regarding this movie. Yet there is an even smaller minority that has suffered to a much greater degree since promotion began for this film.

The Future is Bright in Book of Henry - I'll be in my Trailer

Clearly this only makes sense in some utopian future where labor laws have undergone drastic changes.

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Sails on Deep Philosophical Waters - I'll be in my Trailer

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - pointless popcorn movie, or deep philosophical allegory?