The Lord's Prayer, Updated to Reflect American Values

free market prayer

Bow down and worship the infallible, all-knowing, invisible hand of the free market! Our Market, who art in Freedomâ„¢, Hallowed be thy brand. Thy profits come. Thy loans be done on Main Street as it is in Wall Street. Give us this day our daily interest, and forgive us our debt, as we ...
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Let’s all joke about rape

Subway

Ever since the Subway guy was arrested for child porn, I've seen a plethora of jokes about "foot longs" in prison. I know they're only jokes, and I admit I do find them amusing. But if you think about it, this is a rather sad statement about our prison system, and our society. First, the flippant ...
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