I got a star on my car and one on my chest,
A gun on my hip and the right to arrest
I'm the guy who's the boss on this highway
So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way
Scofflaws. Criminals. Lawbreakers.
Call them what you want; I call them scum.
Ever since the Subway guy was arrested for child porn, I've seen a plethora of jokes about "foot longs" in prison. I know they're only jokes, and I admit I do find them amusing. But if you think about it, this is a rather sad statement about our prison system, and our society.
First, the flippant ...