Now that Christmas 2017 is over, I feel like I can come to grips with what happened to me this year and tell my story.
I went to my apartment’s leasing office a few days before Christmas to pick up a package from Amazon. Everything seemed normal. The office was festive enough, appropriately decorated ...
Hello there “real” Star Wars fan.
Tis I, the malevolent Force behind the destruction of your childhood. You can call me Bob for short.
Don’t think I haven’t seen your angry reaction to The Last Jedi. I’ve seen your online petitions. I’ve read your angry rants. I’ve watched your ...
I don’t know what I expected out of The Last Jedi but it wasn’t this. Here are the top 10 things that blew my mind about the latest Star Wars movie, which I have not yet seen.
If you think the Ewoks forgot all about the deaths on Endor at the end of Return of the Jedi, you’re mistaken. ...
His name is Matthew, just like the first book of the Bible. That is how he introduces himself. I guess he doesn’t count the Old Testament. He asks what breed our dog is then gives her a vigorous scratch behind her ears. She approves.
Matthew looks to be in his mid 30s but it’s hard to know for ...
I got a star on my car and one on my chest,
A gun on my hip and the right to arrest
I'm the guy who's the boss on this highway
So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way
Scofflaws. Criminals. Lawbreakers.
Call them what you want; I call them scum.
After discussing the situation with his captain the first mate returned to the deck to inform me of my fate.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “but we’re going to have to toss you back in.”
“We can’t allow anyone to stay on this ship who doesn’t deserve to be here.”